The Most Primitive in Greater Middle East
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Greater Middle East is ranked 16,706th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 131. |  The Federal Republic of Great Isratin | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “United despite differences” | |
| 132. |  The United Arab Republic of Abu Arabia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “أعظم أمة هي الأمة العربية” | |
| 133. |  The Trade Emirate of Alshaay | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “The number one tea exporter” | |
| 134. |  The Imperial State of Afsharid Persia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Long Live Persia! | !زنده باد ایران” | |
| 135. |  The Armed Republic of Tusausiland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Laissez notre merde brune verser sur le monde!” | |
| 136. |  The Empire of Blackerism | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “یک ملت، یک بلکر، یک پیشوا” | |
| 137. |  The Kurdish Republic of Billuria | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Kurds live to protect the democracy in the Middle East” | |
| 138. |  The Stellar Empire of Lemlar | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Fides Est Regni Tutela” | |
| 139. |  The United States of Hanakii | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
| 140. |  The Republic of Belarus of The Great Expanses | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “May you forever prosper, Belarus!” |
