The Fattest Citizens in Greater Dienstad
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Lyras | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Undaunted” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Czaslyudian Peoples | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Вечность для Czaslyudiya!” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Outer Nori Myan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of The Marshite Defense Council | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “For the Protection and Glory of the Federation” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Careala | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Unity in Liberty” | |
| 6. |  The Consociational Republic of Lerinvarsko | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “From the mountains, the Republic lives!” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Morrdh | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Via Trita, Via Tute” | |
| 8. |  The Ordenstaat of State of Ordena | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Tommorrow belongs to us” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Liberpersa | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |
