The Safest in Greater Dienstad
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Socialist Republic of Osea 767 | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité” | |
| 2. |  The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Lex iniusta non est lex.” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Greal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We stand together for a better tomorrow.” | |
| 4. |  The Corporate States of Vokhodia of Tnemrot | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Vokhodia Prevails!” | |
| 5. |  The Mokan Nation of Aqua Anu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Life By The Sea, On The Sea, With The Sea” | |
| 6. |  The Azen Queendom of Solisian Union | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Serene, Free and Happy!” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Tangatarehua | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Ki te kahore he whakakitenga ka ngaro te iwi” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Dobbastan | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Nullo modo hoc interpretatus es.” | |
| 9. |  The Serene Intermarian Republic of Severina | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Let be, and let pass.” | |
| 10. |  The Harmonic Queendom of Marshite Ponies | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “The Purest Sky and Earth” |
