The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Giovanniland
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Purpura Heart | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Púrpura Heart” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Mother | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Happy Mother's Day!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Thrumble | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “My Singing Monsters” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Entbrat | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “My Singing Monsters” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of GioPride VI | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “For Giovanniland!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Barrb | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “My Singing Monsters” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Zuuker | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “My Singing Monsters” | |
| 8. |  The Dictatorship of Big-Brother | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Arackulele | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “My Singing Monsters” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Vhamp | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “My Singing Monsters” |
