The Rudest Citizens in Giovanniland
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Giovanniland is ranked 22,989th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Giovandolia | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Territorio de Giovanniterra” | |
| 2. | The Republic of Lido Flavio | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Regio de Giovanniterra” | |
| 3. | The Republic of Altana- | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Regio de Giovanniterra” | |
| 4. | The Republic of Spandorto | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Regio de Giovanniterra” | |
| 5. |  The Helpful Horse of Gio Farm 72 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Card Farming” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of GioPride XI | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “For Giovanniland!” | |
| 7. |  The Loving Couple of Tribute-Art | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Lumity” | |
| 8. | The Republic of Lavanda Sekunda | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Regio de Giovanniterra” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Purpura Heart | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Púrpura Heart” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of GioPride VI | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “For Giovanniland!” |
