by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Gholgoth

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Gholgoth is ranked 453rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grand Dominion of Drakonian ImperiumAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Greatness, Power, and Authority! All Hail, Drakonia!”
2.The Plutocratic Shahdom of The ParthiansBenevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency“Mara dad farmud va Khod Davar Ast.”
3.The Glorious Empire of The ScandinvansCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“For God, Emperor, and Empire.”
4.The War Machine of Borman EmpireBenevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency“If I want your opinion, I'll give it you”
5.The Imperium of TiamiCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“Peace is but the buildup between wars”
6.The Sovereign Imperium of Machina HaruspexInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“It is better for a man to be afraid than happy”
7.The Federation of Mount ShavanoCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“Libertas primoris”
8.The Most Serene Republic of The Master MLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Nemo Me Impune Lacessit”
9.The Acheron Imperium of DephireInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Revenge. It's a beautiful thing.”
10.The Dread Empire of AutomagfreekInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“We Are Many, Among So Very Few”
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