The Longest Average Lifespans in Gay
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unified Socialist Republic of Genesis Fifteen | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Libertas et aequalitas omnibus” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Smithstopia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” | |
| 3. |  The Great Empire of Kundu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Libertas, Aequalitas, Unitas” | |
| 4. |  The Bardic Lorekeepers of Aethelia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Moon, shine down” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Senshu | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Even the stones are moved” | |
| 6. |  The Bakery of Gender rolls | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Eat gender rolls, don't live by them” | |
| 7. |  The United Kingdom of Western Weassey | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Unity, Love, Justice and Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The United Arab Republics of Lysheim | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “الشعب يريد إسقاط النظام” | |
| 9. |  The Bubbly Community of Duodez | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Post tenebras lux” | |
| 10. |  The Social Democratic Kingdom of Catanthia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Brüder, über'm Sternenzelt und in die Zukunft” |
