The Most Secular in Gay
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Gay is ranked 1,749th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Smithstopia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” | |
| 2. |  The Bardic Lorekeepers of Aethelia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Moon, shine down” | |
| 3. |  The Unified Socialist Republic of Genesis Fifteen | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Libertas et aequalitas omnibus” | |
| 4. |  The Bakery of Gender rolls | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Eat gender rolls, don't live by them” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Lancs | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Pride” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Tyrrenian Kingdom | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Γνῶθι σεαυτόν-Nosce te ipsum” | |
| 7. |  The Bubbly Community of Duodez | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Post tenebras lux” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Socialist State of Cachard Calia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “In Unity, Truth” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Tubico | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Ventalia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Dignity and Truth” |
