The Smartest Citizens in Free Market Federation
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 2nd Deliberative Theocracy of Free Transhumanists | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Starry Sky Above Me, Moral Law Within Me!” | |
| 2. |  The Merchant Republic of Environmental Support | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “From the shoreline to the stars.” | |
| 3. |  The Parliamentary Monarchy of The Beer Barony | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “For Science!” | |
| 4. |  The Unethical Madness of Vinceretius | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Trust me, I don't know what I'm doing.” | |
| 5. |  The Cooks' Guild of Norchlin | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Don't eat to live; live to eat” | |
| 6. |  The Serene Republic of La Cocina del Bodhi | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “May you find peace” | |
| 7. |  The Referendocracy of Libratus | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Nos Autem Idiotæ” | |
| 8. |  The United Nations of Opiachus | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Unity, Peace, Prosperity” | |
| 9. |  The Anarcho-Mutualist CityStates of Cudoocadaa | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Expand Life and Anarchy” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Greater Krostia | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “With the Crown, Victory reigns.” |
