The Most Ignorant Citizens in Florida
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
As a region, Florida is ranked 13,665th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Fascist Hellhole of Ron DeathSantis | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Don't say 'gay'!” | |
2. | The United Green Children of Zetsudom | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “YOU LOOK TASTY ENOGH TO EAT” | |
3. | The Community of Nicoteen Central | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Don't Dream It, Be It” | |
4. | The Democratic States of Ernest Hemingway | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Ask not for whom the bell tolls” | |
5. | The Dictatorship of Art of Pizza | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “We make the best pizza!” | |
6. | The Armed Republic of Tallahassee | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Please do not laugh at the capitol building.” | |
7. | The Republic of Facebook loser | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “I see you” | |
8. | The Allied States of Contact Paper | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Catching flies...leave me alone” | |
9. | The Republic of Orange grove farmers | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Have an orange” | |
10. | The Holy Empire of Tanned albinos | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “After the burn it gets better” |