by Max Barry

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The Most Ignorant Citizens in Florida

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, Florida is ranked 13,665th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Fascist Hellhole of Ron DeathSantisIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Don't say 'gay'!”
2.The United Green Children of ZetsudomPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“YOU LOOK TASTY ENOGH TO EAT”
3.The Community of Nicoteen CentralIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Don't Dream It, Be It”
4.The Democratic States of Ernest HemingwayIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Ask not for whom the bell tolls”
5.The Dictatorship of Art of PizzaFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“We make the best pizza!”
6.The Armed Republic of TallahasseeRight-wing Utopia Utopia“Please do not laugh at the capitol building.”
7.The Republic of Facebook loserFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“I see you”
8.The Allied States of Contact PaperInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Catching flies...leave me alone”
9.The Republic of Orange grove farmersDemocratic Socialists Hell“Have an orange”
10.The Holy Empire of Tanned albinosIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“After the burn it gets better”
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