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The Fattest Citizens in Feudal Japan

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Feudal Japan is ranked 99^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Immortal Daimyo of Knights of Zion	Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State	“A lifetime of sin; an eternity of debt.”
2.	The Kabushiki Kaisha of The KoZ	Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State	“Inevitable, Inviolable, Invincible”
3.	The Retired Daimyo of Hotti	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“.....Good to be back.....”
4.	The Daijou Tennou of Nobunagas Legacy	Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State	“Henkan (Restoration)”
5.	The Prefectures of Aradalyst	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“The simplest solution is often the best”
6.	The Kaidan of Blackwolfe	Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters	“Like It or Not, Learn to Live with It.”
7.	The Shinobi of The Shadow Warrior	Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone	“Furui Kagemusha”
8.	The Republic of Onior Chao	Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State	“Twirling Toward Freedom”