The Most Secular in Europeia
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Socialist States of Cauchistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The mountains shall provide” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Paxita | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “When individuals come together” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Hostelia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “A haza minden előtt!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Participatoria | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Participation brings enlightenment” | |
| 5. |  The Allied States of Mid Night City | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “The City Of Dreams” | |
| 6. |  The Eagles Republic of Southwestern Germany | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Southwestern German Eagles Above All” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of Capita Whoun | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Money is all powerful.” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Democratic norwergia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Human Rights,life,Economy” | |
| 9. | The Federation of Que Fluxium | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Nordisk States | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Happiness, wealth, love - it's all in the North!” |
