The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Europeia
The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Sleep is for the weak” | |
| 2. |  The Lethadone Clinic of Drecq | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Nihil Sine Justitia” | |
| 3. |  The Confederated Districts of Treir | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Take the Path of Least Resistance” | |
| 4. |  The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.” | |
| 5. |  The Sopo Sloth Republic of Ambrella | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Live for Profit, Die for Profit” | |
| 6. |  The Coolidge State of Calvin Coolidge | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Keep Cool With Coolidge” | |
| 7. |  The Occupied States of Naulington | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Standen strawng” | |
| 8. |  The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Knowledge is Power” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of Zabrus | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Sword or pen, we conquer all” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Unholy Hell | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “You have sealed your fate” |
