The Most Secular in Europeia
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Europeia is ranked 5,061st in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Europeian Empire of Foril | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Equality, Pacifism, Compassion” | |
| 2. |  The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Sleep is for the weak” | |
| 3. |  The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “In communism we lol” | |
| 4. |  The Syndicated Supercluster of Arma Empitester | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Wait for it” | |
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Nivgrad | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Equality, Unity, Revolution!” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Akeland | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Grrr” | |
| 7. |  The National Union of Poulton-with-Fearnhead | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Ad aeternum” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Eloscape | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Slava Ukraini!” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic States of Katkasistan | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Do what you want but do it all for the cat” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Vape of Good Hope | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Vape Nation” |
