The Most Primitive in Esportiva
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Esportiva is ranked 23,968th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Homely Cape of Irithoren | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “It's not much, but it's ours” | |
| 2. |  The Overseas Region of Esportivan Darmen | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Generosity, Humility, Loyalty.” | |
| 3. |  The Kanarolm of Sokoku Domei | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Under Heaven, All Are United” | |
| 4. |  The Helpful Mountain Guides of The Sherpa Empire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Reach new heights every day” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Yoknapatawphaia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Will Endure.” | |
| 6. |  The Scurvy Pirates of Blackbone Bay | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Keelhaulin' ain't the worst tha' can happen to ye” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Lozho | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “If you want it, we’ve got it” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of District Line 20 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 9. |  The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Making the impossible, possible.” | |
| 10. |  The United Socialist States of Vielfaltig | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Vieled Faltigians Rise” |
