The Highest Drug Use in Esportiva
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, Esportiva is ranked 10,792nd in the world for Highest Drug Use.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Eshialand | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Reigning Forever...” | |
| 2. |  The Disputed Territories of Eristicea | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Chao ab ordo” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Scaramangia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “To reform life itself in the right shape.” | |
| 4. |  The Footballing Republic of Slembana | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Football! It's our thing!” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Audi Arabia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله” | |
| 6. |  The Scurvy Pirates of Blackbone Bay | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Keelhaulin' ain't the worst tha' can happen to ye” | |
| 7. |  The Sixth Republic of Kyrast | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Liberty, Equality, Fraternity” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of Vielfaltig | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Vieled Faltigians Rise” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of Osterhalten | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For the Common Man” | |
| 10. |  The Hapiloppian State of Wreckeria | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “We Will Endure” |
