The Most Scientifically Advanced in Esportiva
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Esportiva is ranked 4,126th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star | Democratic Socialists Hell | “♥ ^^ I am Clarissa! I am built to love! ^^ ♥” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Hapilopper | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Eshialand | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Reigning Forever...” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Tumbra | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Liberty and Justice for All” | |
| 5. |  The International Community of TJUN-ia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Together, We're Stronger!” | |
| 6. |  The Elefriends of South Newlandia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Have an elephantastic day!” | |
| 7. |  The Footballing Republic of Slembana | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Football! It's our thing!” | |
| 8. |  The Not So Isolated Islands of Boring Paradise | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Coincidences are the way forward” | |
| 9. |  The Hinodejin Empire of Kita-Hinode | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “To survive beyond, forever.” | |
| 10. |  The Greater Federation of The 14 Stars | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Pride, honor, justice” |
