The Highest Drug Use in Equilism
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Jazz Reservation | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.” | |
| 2. |  The School of Hard Knocks | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Harumph...” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Inigo _ Montoya | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “...You killed my father. Prepare to die.” | |
| 4. |  The Incorporated States of Skyscrapers | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Reach for the sky!” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of Sydney Carton | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “A life you love” | |
| 6. |  The Most Serene Republic of Watercolors | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “To live with sunshine captured and held” | |
| 7. |  The Duty of The Tick | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “SPOOON!” | |
| 8. |  The Ziurgabetasuna of Etxetxoak | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “galdera guztia” | |
| 9. |  The Ancient Warriors of Westwind Armed Forces | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “There is always a choice” | |
| 10. |  The Cat's Meow of Soul Dreamer | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “I'd really rather have a mouse, or a fish.... or steak” |
