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The Smartest Citizens in Enadia

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Collective of United Republic Empire	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“Here, have some koolaid”
2.	The World Creator of Latrovia	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“.”
3.	The Most Serene Republic of New Akrotiri	Democratic Socialists Hell	“We Will Endure”
4.	The United States of Arabian emara	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“For our unity and Values”
5.	The United Socialist Republics of Gernaet	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“Moon, Lucky”
6.	The Liberal Cybersynacy of Slovetza	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“The great growling engine of change.”
7.	The Republic of Prestonson	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“United Under One”
8.	The Free Interstellar Domain of Xvlaticolia	Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies	“Freedom, Prosperity, and Self-Ownership: Not Negotiable”
9.	The Dumbass Triple-Changers of Octane and Sandstorm	Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies	“For 20% off, what's a few surges?”
10.	The Imperium-Regis of MossW	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“(Now a debatable and desert land)”

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