The Fattest Citizens in Empire of Love
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Empire of Love is ranked 13,765th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Nicks N-day Puppet 8 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Reserving Judgements is a matter of Infinite Hope” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Ryasland1 | Conservative Democracy Conservative Paradise | “Conquer” | |
| 3. |  The Eternal Crab Rave of Crablove | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “A lame crab walks straight.” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of ALON 2 | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Better than Bulletproof Glass” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Melinda Verga | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “With gratitude!” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Hinoca | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic States of Ryasland21 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Conquer” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Ryasland4 | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Conquer” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Sminty Drop | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Let's ride, losers.” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Federeza | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “You Can't Stop Progress” |
