The Most Advanced Public Education in Eladen
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The CUP Imperial Province of The CUD | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Me ne frego, je m'en fous, Mei guan shi, I don't care” | |
| 2. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 3. |  The Oppressed Indigenous Eladeni of Jungles of Klesh | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Death is Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Free land of Ducky II | Democratic Socialists Hell | “One nation, together for freedom, future and progress” | |
| 5. | The Fact Is Marble Was Queen of The World of Ares | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “I'm The Coolest Thing There Ever Was.” | |
| 6. | The CUP Fortified Enclave in and of The Grove of Eladen | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “My Land, Not Yours, whether you like it or not” | |
| 7. |  The Watermelon Republic of Sebatopia | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “All Hail Emperor Watermelon!” | |
| 8. |  The Irate Exploited Ambulant Mob of Straphangers | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “97% On Time My Ass!” | |
| 9. | The CUP Museum World of The T R E E | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “T-Tree R-Rootimenary E-Educational E-Exposition” | |
| 10. | The Sinister Sadistic Satrapy of Lorx | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Cor Enladen is Divine” |
