The Safest in Eladen
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Eladen is ranked 20,009th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Klesh | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” | |
| 2. |  The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “Outta my way!” | |
| 3. |  The Free land of Ducky II | Democratic Socialists Hell | “One nation, together for freedom, future and progress” | |
| 4. |  The Irate Exploited Ambulant Mob of Straphangers | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “97% On Time My Ass!” | |
| 5. | The CUP Museum World of The T R E E | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “T-Tree R-Rootimenary E-Educational E-Exposition” | |
| 6. |  The Forever Fields of Mr Strawberry | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” | |
| 7. |  The Intergalactic Trailer Park of Coomlag | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “tony soprano state” | |
| 8. |  The Arling of Nymeros | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Dobulilza, Dobūljunti, Dopryjatan” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Landwarden | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “God,Justice,Nation” | |
| 10. |  The Jingoistic States of Neo Cultist III | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
