The Largest Governments in Eladen
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Klesh | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” | |
| 2. |  The CUP Imperial Province of The CUD | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Me ne frego, je m'en fous, Mei guan shi, I don't care” | |
| 3. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 4. |  The Free land of Ducky II | Democratic Socialists Hell | “One nation, together for freedom, future and progress” | |
| 5. | The CUP Fortified Enclave in and of The Grove of Eladen | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “My Land, Not Yours, whether you like it or not” | |
| 6. | The Oppressed Indigenous Eladeni of Jungles of Klesh | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Death is Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “Outta my way!” | |
| 8. |  The Watermelon Republic of Sebatopia | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “All Hail Emperor Watermelon!” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Little Flowers | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Roses have thorns!” | |
| 10. | The Sinister Sadistic Satrapy of Lorx | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Cor Enladen is Divine” |
