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The Highest Crime Rates in Egypt

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Unliving Kindred of Nebkheperure	Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State	“Born Lifeless, We Reign”
2.	The Democratic Republic of Republic of Zhi	Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone	“God, Democracy, Liberty”
3.	The Mighty Palace Dude of The Egyptian Council	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“Leading the Sixth Dynasty”
4.	The Community of Kansalatu	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Live free, die free”
5.	The Protectorate of Tanis	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Jemēlo Kaerīnnon Ivīlībilāt?”
6.	The Coptic Kingdom of Remenkimia	Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State	“The Incarnate Word is Fully Divine and Fully Human”
7.	The Pharaoh Eternal of Hatshepsut	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Praise be to the gods.”
8.	The Two Horizons of Ra-Harakhte	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“The Present and Eternal Pharaoh of Egypt”
9.	The Enlightened Theocracy of Thothe	Democratic Socialists Hell	“As a matter of fact, it's all dark.”
10.	The Arab People's Republic of Western Lawaz Unicatan	Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State	“May Our Days of Glory Never Cease Under the New Rule”