The Most Cheerful Citizens in Earexplodian Armed Forces
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, Earexplodian Armed Forces is ranked 22,922nd in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Earexplodian Free Duchy of Ear Unexploder 9000 | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Leave thy ears Unprotected” | |
| 2. |  The Livgardet of Earexplodian Guard Airwing | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Volare ultra” | |
| 3. |  The Landwehr of Earexplodian I Volunteer Corps | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Blut und Eisen” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Earexplodian 10th Littoral Force | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 5. |  The Army Corps of Earexplodian Imperial Guard | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Nemo Me Impune Lacessit” |
