The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Eagles of Germany
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rocking Federal Republic of Krautheads | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Born to lose. Live to win.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Hinz und Kunz | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Heinrich und Konrad für Jedermann” |
