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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Dreams of Good Hope

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queendom of Wunderdollar	Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State	“Möney... möney. Möney! Möney.”
2.	The Dark Voidlands of The Children of Eternity	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Embrace the empty and you shall experience eternity.”
3.	The Dominion of Spharum	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“...”
4.	The Kingdom of Victomia	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
5.	The Queendom of Naor-Jokull	Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“The ice takes and the ice provides.”
6.	The Dictatorship of S L A Y	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Kneel or Die”
7.	The Federation of Emoxti	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Waiting until Emoxti Returns”
8.	The Ignore The Typo of The Lost Batallion	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“They stood strong and the legend still lives on”
9.	The Holy Empire of Fuzy	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Just because I'm not moving doesn't mean I'm dead!”
10.	The Borderlands of Wormonionplace	Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State	“Worm, onion, and worm again.”