The Fattest Citizens in Dream SMP
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of LE MAN BURG | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Long live the great L'manburgian Republic!!!” | |
| 2. | The Anarchist Group of TheSyndicate | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Treat Those As They Have Treated You” | |
| 3. | The Republic of LSandberg | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Viva la revolucion” | |
| 4. | The Republic of Nihachu | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Life” | |
| 5. |  The Loving Couple of -One TruePairing | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Lumity” |
