The World World Census
The Largest Cheese Export Sector in the World
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Queendom of Thorvel | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “In the name of God, On guard !” | |
2. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists Hell | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
3. | The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
4. | The Republic of Mozzarella Factory | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Motto” | |
5. | The Sun-Scorched Saxon Kingdom of Esplandia | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Until the End, Never Broken” | |
6. | The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
7. | The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI” | |
8. | The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
9. | The Vermindom of Szczuropolis | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Omnium rerum rattus mensura est” | |
10. | The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.” |