by Max Barry

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Crystal Falls World Census

The Most Primitive in Crystal Falls

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Crystal Falls is ranked 9,838th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Oppressed Peoples of North Korea but a bit worsePsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“We want to die”
2.The Theocracy of Dr Regina PhalangeDemocratic Socialists Hell“Phalange!”
3.The Protectorate of StratusbergLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“By The People For The People”
4.The Kingdom of YesiviaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Honour and Peace”
5.The Protectorate of TheNextBigThingPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“You haven't heard?”
6.The Principality of SinnefenneDemocratic Socialists Hell“For God, Prince, and Fatherland”
7.The Grand Duchy of Fanieul HallCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“High society is society”
8.The Democratic States of East ConcordRight-wing Utopia Utopia“Unity, Discipline, Work”
9.The Colony of True RiversAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Move not against the current”
10.The Republic of Longhorn 2Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Texas Fight!”
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