The Highest Economic Output in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Tsardom of Sparkvernia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “For the undying union of man and machine” | |
| 2. |  The Nation of Domination of WWE Town | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I OWE YOU ONE PAL” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of Panthera Order | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “If we burn, you will burn with us” | |
| 4. |  The Domain of Richard Nixonopolis | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “We are not crooks.” | |
| 5. |  The Protectorate of Calavaria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Solar Death Rays...enough said” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “The flag once raised will never fall!” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of Megalotomia | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “There's always more to gather” | |
| 8. |  The Technocracy of Andoros | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Family, Homeland and Loyalty make a Man” | |
| 9. |  The Alien Hivemind of Alpha-827 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Unity through assimilation.” | |
| 10. |  The Borderlands of The atomic | Democratic Socialists Hell | “~Memento Mori~” |
