The Most Secular in Confederacy of Allied States
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederation of Communes of Rovnotzka | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “No one left behind !” | |
| 2. |  The Unified Provinces of Polyester Football | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “...ní hé lá na báistí lá na bpáistí...” | |
| 3. |  The Community of Botcon Central | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “©” | |
| 4. |  The Techno-Empire of Dakya | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “All in the name of Science” | |
| 5. |  The Technocratic Federation of Tarazed | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “To the Stars!” | |
| 6. |  The Sonacist State of Neo Rome Republic | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “United by the laws of Man and our faith in Mankind!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Tuesdion | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Logic above all” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Republic of Jordkloden | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Till Stjärnorna” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Nieblham | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Here a flower for you” | |
| 10. |  The Interstellar Colony of Hollow Rock | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Ubi Homines, Ibi Lux” |
