The Rudest Citizens in Conch Island
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Conch Island is ranked 16,763rd in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Microba | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Split and develop!” | |
| 2. | The Humble Bailiwick of Conchtown | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “The lesser part of Conch Kingdom” | |
| 3. |  The Corporate Hellscape of Cruelentern | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “MONEY MONEY MONEY” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Really radical country | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Kjrevbhiedbsvlnlsidbviurbdv” | |
| 5. |  The Borderlands of Kentos | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “I HATE THE PEOPLE OF MY NATION” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Polish Coelacanth | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Rising From Extinction” | |
| 7. | The Free Land of The Husky Islands | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Woof” | |
| 8. | The Republic of Ben Grandiald | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 9. |  The Colony of Fahrbahn | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Tacos Are Superior” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of Meth Master | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We need to cook” |
