by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Commonwealth of Liberty

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Commonwealth of Liberty is ranked 12,315th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United States of ParamounticaCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“E Pluribus Unum”
2.The Banana Kingdom of Vandun banaCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“From sea to sea, all exports will be free”
3.The Federación de Sudamérica of NevbrejnovitzFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Unidos en la adversidad”
4.The Free Land of Caribbean Free Enterprise ZoneAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Free markets, free people”
5.The Incorporated States of CapitaldoniaCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Money, capital, progress!”
6.The Republic of SourathFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“We Will Endure”
7.The Empire of KnifesAuthoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State“Peace and Justice”
8.The Borderlands of BluoysteriumInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Im back in black, yes i'm back in black”
9.The United Grand Federation of AuspenCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Love fall king”
10.The Kingdom of PluneriaRight-wing Utopia Utopia“Business Compassion”
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