The Most Beautiful Environments in Commonwealth of Idiots
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Taoist Imperial State of Baophenx Dynasty | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “The greatest treasure is Knowledge” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Ile de Crystal Lake | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Hope and laughter make the world go round” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of LV-Cygnus | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “You bumbling idiot, you let them escape” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Veldalia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “One gun? four is better” | |
| 5. |  The Nationalist State of Cechy-Slovensko | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “All As One, All Together, For the Glory of the State!” | |
| 6. | The People's Democratic Republic of New Walaca | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “The Revolution is worth any price” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Vestasia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Gloriosus et Liber” | |
| 8. | The Most Serene Republic of Walacan Republic | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Viva la Walacan State!” | |
| 9. |  The Stargate Command Facility of Cheyenne Mountain and El Paso | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “And I find out you stole my ass and made a... mini me!” | |
| 10. |  The Imperium of Quinnisfell | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “May we find peace, for the world refuses to give us any” |
