The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
| 2. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 3. |  The High-Technate of Athretvari | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
| 4. |  The Citizenship of Zepther | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Protection, Production, Persona” | |
| 5. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Insufficient experience to get experience” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Comrade Occitania | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Proletaris de totes los païses, jonhetz-vos!” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Pullenstein | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Death before dishonour!” | |
| 9. |  The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Glory to the Kingdom!” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of The Windmilluminati | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Do you want an apple?” |
