The Most Authoritarian in Chicken overlords
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of The Great Russian Bear | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Freedom, Liberty, Stalin!” | |
| 2. |  The Union of egoists of IraqGreece | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Thanks for lunch money” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Saint Dominigus | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Charity, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The King Bruces Glorious Lands of South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos | Democratic Socialists Hell | “In his majesty, king of kangaroos, we trust” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Goblin 213 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Gobbotopia” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of United Texian Farmers 2 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 7. |  The Human Skull Crushers of Southern south HM most loyal kangaroos | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “In his majesty, king of kangaroos, we trust” | |
| 8. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Slone Punke | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “From Many, One” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Prime Time Deon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “It's Prime Time, y'all.” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic States of Sorealand | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words.” |
