by Max Barry

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The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 363rd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
2.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
3.The Corporate Consortium of CouratharCapitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians“Progress at any Cost”
4.The Confederacy of GespainAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Laissez faire, laissez passer”
5.The Corporate Empire of Mon GoogCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Greed is Good”
6.The Free Domes of Meridiani PlanumCapitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians“We flourish together as free men and women”
7.The Golden Anarchist Utopia of AncapiaAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Let's Follow the Path of Liberty!”
8.The Holy Purple Principality of PentadbirCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“He said we haven't had that spirit here since 1969”
9.The Free Market Zone of KalatcheviaCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“It's a good day for business”
10.The Queendom of FiarindomAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Foo Bar”
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