The Most Avoided in Capitalist Paradise
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 2. |  The Argumentative Commonwealth of Yhm | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “We fight for Freedom!” | |
| 3. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Moonbat Free Since '63” | |
| 4. |  The Constitutional Republic of Sucrati | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “With Integrity, Honor, and Faith, We Shall Endure” | |
| 5. |  The Sultanate of Tropics | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Tropics” | |
| 6. |  The Allied States of Industria-Faire | Conservative Democracy Conservative Paradise | “We're told to build, and so we build.” |
