The Largest Governments in Capitalist Paradise
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” | |
| 3. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “We are always pretty” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic States of Viperreich | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “For the glory and the grace of our nation” | |
| 5. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of American Argentina | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Vires acquirit eundo” | |
| 7. |  The Technocracy of Secularist Eura | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “It's not so bad once you think like us...” | |
| 8. |  The Capitalist Community of Circulationem Pecunia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Fortis Praevaleat” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Monarchy of Bel Cairo | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “By reason or by force.” | |
| 10. |  The Principality of Hamonistan | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Will Endure!” |
