The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Capitalist Paradise
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Friends Close, Enemies Closer” | |
| 3. |  The Argumentative Commonwealth of Yhm | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “We fight for Freedom!” | |
| 4. |  The Confederacy of Gespain | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Laissez faire, laissez passer” | |
| 5. |  The Libertarian Republic of Freedombourg | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Live Free and Crimeless, or else...” | |
| 6. |  The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur” | |
| 7. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “We are always pretty” | |
| 8. |  The Industrial Empire of Fordlandia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do” | |
| 9. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Moonbat Free Since '63” | |
| 10. |  The Most Serene Republic of Avimimus | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Me ineptum” |
