The Most Rebellious Youth in Canada
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Libertad y Justicia” | |
| 2. |  The Soviet Socialist States of The Unionized Stoners | Democratic Socialists Hell | “All Your Base Are Belong To Us!” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Ishmiel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Come Get Some” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Maple Islands | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Pax et Justitia” | |
| 5. |  The Bommunity of Vaughan Road and Oakwood Ave | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency | “Suuuwooo!” | |
| 6. |  The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ER | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Resistance is futile.” | |
| 7. |  The Simian Society of IKEA Monkey | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Bananas Are Good” | |
| 8. |  The Familial Spirits of Devil Heart | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “^ devil may care ^” | |
| 9. | The Undefined Nation of KirantD | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Activate Super CO Power: Meteor Strike” | |
| 10. |  The Indigenous Alchemy of Jamberry | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Dum Vivimus Vivamus” |
