The Safest in Callista
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Callista is ranked 13,306th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jiving Jungle of Baloo Kingdom | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Pull up a chair and have a Prickly Pear!” | |
| 2. |  The Tsardom of Callista Dispatches | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Improving at every turn” | |
| 3. |  The CEO Of Fish of Zebruski | Democratic Socialists Hell | “to be is to do, to do is to be...DO BEE DO BEE DOO!” | |
| 4. |  The Myshian Autonomy of Hucayaharastat | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Hjer Kanaya!” | |
| 5. |  The Alaskan Tsardom of Tsardom of Alaska | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “omg so retro!!!” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of Chaffington Moors | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Mi casa es su casa.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Pikim | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “CHIPPICHIPPI ” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Carbon Kingdom | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Burn all the coal!!” | |
| 9. |  The Apolostic Archempire of Rhenzern | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Bow for the Erzkaiser, Rise for the Erlöser” | |
| 10. |  The Armed Republic of Aerobalia | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “We are areobalia” |
