by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Phantasm of Afi-AftosInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Eschew Obfuscation”
2.The District of Cole CountyCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Community”
3.The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMARFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
4.The Rogue Nation of War and OppressionPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Our purpose is to conquer you.”
5.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityDemocratic Socialists Hell“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
6.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
7.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
8.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Oderint Dum Metuant”
9.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Guns. Lots of guns.”
10.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“An equal opportunity hate group.”
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