The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Britannia Prima
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -Shipping Fan- | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “I ship it.” | |
| 2. |  The United Kingdom of Abbaton | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Long live the King, the nation and the people” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Achias | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The World is Dying” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Aiporhtse | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Control. Follow. Obey.” | |
| 5. |  The Obsolete Republic of Akoay | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Hard times are ahead” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Antople Nopia | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Aregonia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “One for All and All for One” | |
| 8. |  The Coalative Kingdom of Ashwood Donner | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Steam is the Breath of Life!” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Brutagia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Give us your land, now” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Reich of Carlist Catalonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “We are a beacon of freedom!” |
