The Smartest Citizens in Brennauer
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Party Land of Anguda | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Ergo bibamus ad quantum satis” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Bonnouveauterre | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Crouch, bind, set” | |
| 3. |  The Matriarchy of Mistress Emma | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “On your knees, wimp” |
