The Fattest Citizens in belgium
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Mage of Belgium | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The End of All Things” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Dieveltjen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Akunnat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Loras | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Je maintiendrai” | |
| 5. |  The Go Left of Linksaf | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Keep left!” | |
| 6. | The Fiefdom of Johan Cruijff | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “Das logisch” |
