The Most Rebellious Youth in Balder
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Balder is ranked 22,285th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Delcovia | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Get Rich or Get Really Rich” | |
| 2. |  The Anarchist Federation of Threlizdun | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Liberation, Solidarity, Ecology” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Warpfire 9 | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Bleeding Hearts Are Best” | |
| 4. |  The Shining Islands of G C Bakura | Democratic Socialists Hell | “It's Time to Draw!” | |
| 5. |  The United Departments of The English Regions | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “L'espoir nous lie, liberalisme nous unit” | |
| 6. |  The Cattery of The Big Bad Boo | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Can't win, Don't try” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Aeristogo | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Change is Essential to Life” | |
| 8. | The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Pithy Latin phrase.” | |
| 9. | The Dangly ⚾⚾ of The Mariners of Seattle | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for!?” | |
| 10. |  The Unified Actuality of About Time | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “A Witty Saying Proves Nothing” |
