The Most Beautiful Environments in Axis of Absurdity
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Neurotic Pandas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Tumdedum” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Ionsy | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Veni Vidi Vici” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita XXXVIII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of You cant Stopistan | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “It seemed like a good idea at the time” |
