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The Fattest Citizens in Atlantic

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Kingdom of Under Atlantis	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Sunken Sailors questing for treasures of the deep.”
2.	The Car show of Supro	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“You can't kill what you can't catch.”
3.	The Secret Community of Stealth Ninjas	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Surprise is key to victory.”
4.	The Ancient Stronghold of A Raptor	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“The memories of the past drive us to our future.”
5.	The Giovanniland Atlantic Puppet of Papua New Guinea	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Unity in Diversity”
6.	The Democratic Provinces of Vox Solanaceae	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“There's More Than One Way to Skin a Potato”
7.	The Galactic Outpost of Sigilo	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”
8.	The Rolling Carts of Gog Magog	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Three Wheels On My Wagon”